Shortcuts Are Tempting- But
Rarely Pay Off!
by Terry Thomas
One day not long ago, I was out
mountain biking (one of my passions) in the southern
California hills. Struggling
against the heat and gravity as I began an extended climb, I
noticed a path to my right which
cut over to where I was headed, circumventing the major
portion of my climb.
Smiling as I thought about how
much time and effort I was going to save, I quickly turned
the bike and embarked upon my
"shortcut". Suddenly, after a long descent, I noticed the
trail up ahead was covered- with
cow manure!! It seems that this trail was used for more
than mountain biking! With no
choice, and figuring a little manure never hurt anybody, I
forged ahead.
As I surveyed the remainder of my
"shortcut", I realized that I was going to go through
some heavy brush. But, already
committed to this part of the trail, I headed on. I cruised
around a corner and stopped dead
in my tracks! Up ahead of me was the biggest darn
mountain lion I had ever seen! I
sat there and stared at this thing for what seemed an
eternity, wondering just what I
was going to do. With all kinds of grizzly thoughts of my
impending demise running through
my head, my furry friend turned and calmly disappeared
into the brush. Thank God he was
well fed!
After my heart stopped jumping
through my chest, and my breathing returned to normal, I
continued on and finally emerged
from my shortcut. As I sat there, thinking how much
better it would have been if I
had just made the climb I realized something. Many times,
when you take shortcuts to arrive
at your goal you end up with manure all over yourself,
and you just might get eaten
alive! The same is true in mail order!
The following are areas in mail
order where you should avoid shortcuts.
Printing
Never skimp on printing. The
printed material you put out is your "salesman on paper". You
must present a good image. Even
more important than the content, is the quality of the
printed material itself. The most
poorly written sales letter, on quality paper and
professionally typeset will
outpull the greatest sales prose ever written if it is presented on
poor quality paper and is poorly typeset.
Get the best printing you can afford.
The Sales Package
Don’t send a prospective customer
a sales package that appears unprofessional! Use
envelopes with your return address
typeset. Use quality letterhead. Include a phone number
where the customer can reach you
for questions. And, do not stuff too many sales circulars
in one envelope! Once you sell a
customer something, then you can mail additional offers to
them.
Mailing Lists
Do not use cheap, overused
mailing lists. You should get the best mailing list available,
even if it is double or triple
the cost. If the list pulls double or triple the response, you end
up with a lower actual cost per
inquiry or sale.
Advertising
Don’t forget to test your ads to
see how they pull, and constantly change them to test
different variables. Prepare ads
that are crisp, clean, and professionally typeset. Take the
time to do them right, and to
test them fully.
Patience
Don’t be tempted to rush things
without taking time to do them right. Start small, work hard,
be persistent, and be patient!
These are just a few areas in
mail order where you shouldn’t take shortcuts. Remember that
the after-effects of manure take
a long time to wear off, and the mountain lions in the mail
order world are always hungry!
Terry Thomas is an author,
publisher, and business owner. He publishes the innovative
and provocative newsletter,
MAIL-ORDER MARKETING NEWS. This newsletter provides
a continuing education in the
mail-order field, along with money-making opportunities,
rip-off alerts, and industry
information. For a FREE sample issue, and other
money-making opportunities, send
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